Nov
06
Yes, you read it right: this Daily Mail article reports that Botox is now being used to give sagging cleavage a boost:
“It is the 21st century solution for new mothers desperate to look their best for a party or wedding. Injections of Botox into the bust tighten sagging cleavage, giving it back its pre-pregnancy perk. With the treatment taking just half an hour, it is proving popular with busy young mothers who don’t have time to go under the knife. But at £1,000 a session, doctors say it is best used as a one-off confidence-booster ahead of a special occasion, rather than as a regular treatment.”
Who does have time to go under the knife these days? Sigh. Seriously though, most of the new moms I know aren’t very concerned about their boob cleavage, nor do they have $2,000+ to spend on a technique that is otherwise known as Breastox.
